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i need bigger smuppets.

(( …sorry about a shit ton of more inactiveness… i’ve had work to do and not enough time ))

fine.

round two of antibiotics seem to be fuckin helping now though.

(( finally starting to feel better, though i’ve been sick all week. fuck over 5 weeks. going to be on hold for a little longer because i have shit to get together and do [schooooool and things]. apologies for all of the breaks. ))

just leavin’ you guys another note because i’ve been so fuckin’ inactive. its been busy preparin’ for shit. and it doesn’ fuckin’ help that i’m still goddamn sick after 24 shitty days. the antibiotics i got from the doctors ddin’t even help. and since they’re all gone the cough come back worse than it was before.

i leave for seattle on thrusday. and will be at sakuracon, and won’t get back till late on sunday. i’ll probably try to start answering the shitton of questions after i get back. if this fuckin’ sick shit doesn’t kill me at the con or something stupidly ironic.

they are in lesbians with each other.

>even though the comic says smuppets made billions of dollars

Another one of your BRO’s many ironic websites. The difference here is he rakes in thousands of dollars a month through this enterprise. 

SMUPPETS are a multi-billion dollar a year enterprise, and it’s awfully hard to resist taking a firm squeeze from the plump udder of that cash cow.”


if only that shit was consistent. smuppets are a very elastic good. that up there is what happens when its good… and with all the shit that we dave breaks…medical expenses. i probably shouldn’t mention this, but lil bro has shit he has to deal with. expensive shit. expensive emotional shit that isn’t covered by our bullfuck insurance company.

money…isn’t always so fuckin’ plentiful…there’s a reason we live in a shitty apartment. and fuck we’re on the goddamn top floor…which just so happens to get really really goddamn hot because its so high up. electricity bill…and well its texas. so it’s even hotter.

if smuppets were inelastic, and consistently raked in that much, lil’ bro and i would live some place nicer. with an air conditioner that didn’t break every month. i should buy more fans…and maybe i could sleep on a bed instead of the futon…

((… ._. i apologize for going quite a bit headcanon there to explain. it’s just always been difficult to picture dave and bro as having a shitton of money…))

usually enough money to maintain is made from the smuppets.

though occasionally…money does start to run a lil’ fuckin’ low…

it’s shitty times like those that i do favors really fuckin’ retarded unironic things stuff…for friends for the extra cash…

…i’d rather not mention the other…stuff

Your current number of followers is the number of your Spirit Pokemon

motherfuckinrainbows:

thelaserlights:

stickyhunter:

oldphase:

Kadabra

I am OK with this.

“What’s that…Zapdos?”

Couldn’t help but notice that Shadow of Israphel reference that I could make here.

hmm

237…okay!

accurate.

((…and im slowly starting to not feel as shitty as yesterday…still dying…i might go pass out now…))

well fuck.

so shit, i already answer questions real fuckin’ slow. and i’ve gotta a lotta goddamn questions. but things are gunna get a lil’ slower. jus’ thought i should let you guys know. i mean, damn, i got bullshit to deal with normally, so that’s why it’s always goes sorta slow. but now i’m goddman sick and shit.  i can barely even talk, i swear i’m going to beat the crap out of that lil cuntface the moment i have the energy to stand for more than 3 shitty minutes. because all this is lil’ dave’s fuckin’ fault.

anyways…jus’ lettin’ you bros know i ain’t gunna be doin’ really anythin’ on the computer for a while. and today is just day 2 of this fuckton of sick crap.

shit.

i think i’m just gunna go back to bed and lie down now…